How to Become a Federal Criminal - by Mike Chase (Hardcover)
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<p/><br></br><p><b> About the Book </b></p></br></br>"A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America--from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes..."--<p/><br></br><p><b> Book Synopsis </b></p></br></br><b>"Somebody with credentials has combed through a mountain of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for appreciation. This is an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that...'" --<i>The New York Times</i></b> <p/><b>A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in America--from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holes--written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account. </b> <p/>Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can become--or may already be--a federal criminal. <p/>Whether you're a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, <i>How to Become a Federal Criminal </i>is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.<p/><br></br><p><b> Review Quotes </b></p></br></br><br>"Both an entertaining and humorous look at our criminal justice system...Chase's book is enlightening and entertaining ... and a must have for defense attorneys who are looking to break the ice with a new client. Include <i>How To Become A Federal Criminal</i> on your summer reading list."-- "Forbes"<br><br>"Mike has that rare combination of wit and wisdom that he weaves throughout the book. It's not just a collection of dumb and weird crimes, but explanations and anecdotes about how we got into this mess."-- "Simple Justice"<br><br>"Somebody with credentials has combed through a mountain of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for appreciation. This is an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with 'Did you know that ...'"-- "New York Times Book Review"<br><br>"A fun, frequently hilarious read that drives home an important point: Congress and federal regulators have criminalized far too much conduct, including many seemingly innocuous activities that the average person would never think are crimes. This indispensable volume can help readers avoid the slammer by taking care, among other things, not to shoot geese from a sailboat, walk a dog in a national park with an extra-long leash, or write a check for less than a dollar. Such iniquitous conduct simply cannot be tolerated."<br> <b>-Senator Orrin Hatch</b><br><br>"A hilarious tour through the literally countless number of things our federal government has criminalized. Come for the War on Margarine, stay to learn the legal way to boil garbage for a pig. The scariest part of the book however, is how many of these crimes were created by bureaucrats, not Congress."<br> <b>--Senator Mike Lee</b><br><br>"Falconry is my passion, before I read this book I thought nothing of lending my falcon to a friend so it could be in their movie, now I know how grievously I've transgressed and will reflect on that for the next 10-15."<br> <b>--Will Menaker, <i>New York Times</i> bestselling coauthor of <i>Chapo Guide to Revolution</i></b><br>
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