English as a Second F*cking Language - by Sterling Johnson (Paperback)
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<p/><br></br><p><b> About the Book </b></p></br></br>In English, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether one wants to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of unprintable language is absolutely necessary. Employing a helpful "Need to Know", "Nice to Know", and "Forget It" system for identifying swear words, English as a Second Fcking Language offers an informative--and funny--look at taboo words and expressions to boost readers' vocabularies.<p/><br></br><p><b> Book Synopsis </b></p></br></br><p><b>In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. In this hilarious and illuminating guide, you will learn just how to do it - no f*cking problem. </b> <p/>Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. Just imagine a stranger to our shores, trying to comprehend the following conversation: <p/><b>John: </b>Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening?<br><b>Mary: </b> F*cking-A. should I wear my black dress?<br><b>John: </b> Why the f*ck not?<br><b>Mary: </b> F*cked if I know-Oh, f*ck! I just remembered. It got f*cked up in the wash.<br><b>John: </b> Well, f*ck the opera. Let's stay home and f*ck.<br><b>Mary: </b> Good f*cking idea. <p/><i>English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) </i>is the perfect way for nonnative speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, <i>ESF*L </i>provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary-everything from the conventional <i>d*mn </i>and <i>sh*t </i>to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned! <p/>"Great f*cking book!" --<i>Stephen King</i></p><p/><br></br><p><b> From the Back Cover </b></p></br></br>In the English language, swearing is essential to effective communication. Whether you want to succeed in business, school, or social circles, a strong command of vocabulary is absolutely necessary. English as a Second F*cking Language (ESF*L) is the perfect way for non-native speakers to learn the basics of swearing. At the same time, it also offers native speakers a wide variety of twists and new refinements. Page after page, ESF*L provides a smorgasbord of swearing synonyms designed to boost your vocabulary - everything from the conventional d*mn and sh*t to a host of more inventive terms that would make any truck driver blush. And when you're finished reading, our Final F*cking Exam is the perfect test of your swearing skills. You'll be surprised by how much you've learned!<p/><br></br><p><b> Review Quotes </b></p></br></br><br>"Great f*cking book!" --<i>Stephen King</i><br><p/><br></br><p><b> About the Author </b></p></br></br><p>World-renowned for his innovative lectures and workshops, Professor <b>Sterling Johnson </b>has been teaching English as a second language for over twenty years. He now lives in Pacific Grove, California, where he enjoys a nice f*cking day as much as the next fellow.</p>
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