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<p/><br></br><p><b> About the Book </b></p></br></br><p>From one of the authors of <em>How Not to Completely Suck as a New Parent</em>, here is a subversive board book for millennial parents and disillusioned babies.</p><p/><br></br><p><b> Book Synopsis </b></p></br></br><p>G is for #gluten, which Mom says is bad.</p> <p>H is for #hipster, just look at your Dad.</p> <p>With twenty-six Instagram-style photos accompanied by sharp and witty rhyming couplets, this sturdy abecedarian board book is baby's first glimpse at the world they will one day grow up to inhabit--a world of hashtags, memes, manbuns, quinoa and organically sourced plaid. Forget learning to count or differentiating between farm animals--what modern babies <em>really</em> need to develop is a strong sense of irony. And E is for #eyeglasses, prescription or fake.</p> <p>Like the wildly popular publishing phenomenon <em>Go the F*** to Sleep</em>, this book is not really for tots (though they will still find the glossy cardboard pages a satisfying chew). Instead, <em>Baby's First Hashtag</em> makes a perfect shower gift to amuse soon-to-be and new parents as they make the painful-yet-rewarding transition from skinny jeans and flights of craft beer to burp cloths and puréed yams.</p><p/><br></br><p><b> Review Quotes </b></p></br></br><br>"Here's a book that is as much fun for the parents as it is for their infant or toddler ... with interesting photographs and entertaining rhyming couplets ... infants and toddlers will enjoy seeing the faces of people while sitting on the lap of their favorite adults, who will be chuckling or maybe even laughing out loud. And that is what the young toddler will remember--the contagious joy of the adult reading the book, linking reading to fun. This gift book for babies and new parents will have both readers and listeners laughing."<br>

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