<p/><br></br><p><b> Book Synopsis </b></p></br></br><b>From the bestselling author of <i>Dear God</i>, an irreverent, bracingly honest, and "awfully funny" (<i>The Boston Globe</i>) satirical parenting guide from the Twitter's most infamous tot, whose unchecked sense of entitlement and undeniable charm have captivated hundreds of thousands of fans.</b> <p/>Are you constantly disappointing the toddler in your life? <p/>Are you tired, stressed out, and looking for relief? I can't help you with that, but if you want to become an A+ servant to your small child, this book is for you. Who better to teach you about toddlers than another toddler? You will learn: <p/>- How time-outs make you look like a fool<br> - Why potty training is not only unnecessary but unrealistic for children under eighteen<br> - Why toddler beds are OUT and letting your child sleep on the diagonal in your bed is IN<br> - The best way to apologize to your toddler for all of those Pinterest casseroles<br> - That when you love someone, you accept them as they are, pants or no pants <p/>The hard-hitting knowledge in <i>The Honest Toddler</i> will save you thousands of dollars in unnecessary whole grains and toothbrushes. <p/>Happy reading. You're doing the right thing. For once.<p/><br></br><p><b> Review Quotes </b></p></br></br><br>How did this get published? Someone please take this child to the park.--Dr. Harvey Karp, creator of the DVD/book, The Happiest Toddler on The Block<br><br>I laughed my face off.--Jenny Lawson, #1 New York Times bestselling author of Let's Pretend This Never Happened<br><br>Laugh out loud funny! Get this book NOW! It's a must for any and every parent!--Jill Smokler, author of Confessions of a Scary Mommy<br>
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