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How to Repel Friends and Not Influence People - by Clay Clark (Paperback)

How to Repel Friends and Not Influence People - by  Clay Clark (Paperback)
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<p/><br></br><p><b> Book Synopsis </b></p></br></br><p><strong>WHY SHOULD YOU READ THIS BOOK?</strong></p><p><br></p><p>Do you want to improve your ability to develop mutually-beneficial long-term relationships, to create positive conversations, and to win favor with potential clients, employers and friends? If so this is the book for you. Writing under the pen-name of Claytron Menendez, Clay Clark teaches you through HUMOR what not to do so that you can learn what to become a person of impact and influence and a DRAMATICALLY MORE EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATOR.</p><p><br></p><p><strong>TIPS TO REPEL FRIENDS AND NOT INFLUENCE PEOPLE TAUGHT IN THIS BOOK INCLUDE: </strong></p><p> If You Don't Want to Get Honey and You Want to Get Stung, Kick Over the Beehive</p><p> A Super-Move to Become a Dull Conversationalist</p><p> How to Guarantee That People Instantly Don't Like You</p><p> Email People Constantly</p><p> You Can Win an Argument If You Yell Loud Enough</p><p> The Best Way to Make an Enemy and How to Make Enemy</p><p> Surround Yourself with Nafarrius Idiots, Dramatic Dudes, Flaky Friends and Invest Your Time Trying to Change Them</p><p> He Who Can Repel Everyone is Empowered to Sprint Naked</p><p>Creation Unavoidable at all Times</p><p> Get as Many Regrettable Tattoos as Possible While Angry, </p><p>Through the Toll Road of Life</p><p> Provide Feedback and Criticism to People Who Aren't</p><p>Depressed, Drunk or High</p><p> A Spoonful of Drano Makes the Medicine Go Down</p><p> Pet a Cat Backwards and Name it Sh@# Head</p><p> No Matter What Just Happened, One Up Everybody in Their</p><p>Asking for Your Advice</p><p> Do This and You'll Make People Hate You</p><p> A Great Way to a Bad First Impression</p><p> ABL - Always Be Late (and Always Have an Excuse That</p><p>Ultimate Moment of Triumph</p><p> The Gasoline You Can Pour on the Fires of Complaints</p><p> Make Problems Seem Unfixable and Dwell on Them without</p><p>You Believe for Being Late)</p><p> If You Do This Move You Will Certainly Be On a Collision</p><p>Trying to Solve Them</p><p> The Magical Formula That Will Cause Even Sweet Elderly</p><p>Course with Failure.</p><p>Christian Women to Give You "The Finger."</p><p> What Nobody Wants and How to Make It</p><p> An Appeal That Nobody Likes</p><p> The Movies Don't Do It, Bishop T.D. Jakes Doesn't Do It. So</p><p>Why Don't You Try It?</p><p> When Something Is Not Working, Stay Loyal To It</p><p> Be a Troll: How to Not Change People While Giving Great</p><p>Offense and Stirring Up Resentment</p><p> If You Must Find Fault. Start Off by Offending the Other</p><p>Party.</p><p> Focus On What They Did Wrong and Never Mention What</p><p>You Have Ever Done Wrong</p><p> Create a Yelp! Account and Invest Hours and Hours Into</p><p>Becoming a Self-Proclaimed Restaurant Snob</p><p> No One Likes to Take Orders So Give Orders to People You Just Met, People You Have No Rapport with and People You</p><p>Are Not In Charge of A TON of Orders</p><p> Don't Ever Let the Other Person Save Face</p><p> How to Spur People On to Failure</p><p> The Big Secret of Repelling People</p><p> Never Save Money and Always Live Above Your Means Practice Poor Hygiene When the Boss is Not Looking</p><p> Choosing to Remain Poor Requires a Commitment to Jackassery</p>

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